Friday, July 8, 2011

A Comprehensive Phillies/Braves Series Scouting Report


Dan Uggly
 (OH SNAP!)

Brian McCan’t
 (BURN!)

Martin Pradon’t
 (NO HE DIDN’T!)

Jason Heydork
 (HE SAID DORK!)

Nate McLoser
 (BWAHAHAHAHAHA!)

 Hooters Jones
(HE FATHERED THAT CHILD OUT OF WEDLOCK WHILE COMMITTING ADULTERY!)

 Alex Gonelozing
 (LOZING!)

 Freddie Fartman
 (LOL!)

7 comments:

  1. I think you missed an opportunity for a Derek Lowe DUI joke.

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  2. Martín Pradon't don't get to play in the Majors this weekend... Darn rehab assignment!

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  3. I'm sorry but Freddie Fartman killed me... I'm twelve.

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  4. and don't forget Jair Jerkface! BOOM!

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  5. I actually refer to McCann as McCan't on a regular basis.

    I am also 12.

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  6. I am 12 and what is this?

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  7. The jones picture is the best picture of all time

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