Friday, July 8, 2011

A Comprehensive Phillies/Braves Series Scouting Report


Dan Uggly
 (OH SNAP!)

Brian McCan’t
 (BURN!)

Martin Pradon’t
 (NO HE DIDN’T!)

Jason Heydork
 (HE SAID DORK!)

Nate McLoser
 (BWAHAHAHAHAHA!)

 Hooters Jones
(HE FATHERED THAT CHILD OUT OF WEDLOCK WHILE COMMITTING ADULTERY!)

 Alex Gonelozing
 (LOZING!)

 Freddie Fartman
 (LOL!)
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7 comments:

  1. themadman0307July 8, 2011 at 12:17 PM

    I think you missed an opportunity for a Derek Lowe DUI joke.

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  2. dannijdJuly 8, 2011 at 12:20 PM

    Martín Pradon't don't get to play in the Majors this weekend... Darn rehab assignment!

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  3. AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    I'm sorry but Freddie Fartman killed me... I'm twelve.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    and don't forget Jair Jerkface! BOOM!

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  5. BromanceJuly 8, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    I actually refer to McCann as McCan't on a regular basis.

    I am also 12.

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  6. AnonymousJuly 8, 2011 at 1:33 PM

    I am 12 and what is this?

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  7. GourbotJuly 11, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    The jones picture is the best picture of all time

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