Dan Uggly
(OH SNAP!)
Brian McCan’t
(BURN!)
Martin Pradon’t
(NO HE DIDN’T!)
Jason Heydork
(HE SAID DORK!)
Nate McLoser
(BWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Hooters Jones
(HE FATHERED THAT CHILD OUT OF WEDLOCK WHILE COMMITTING ADULTERY!)
Alex Gonelozing
(LOZING!)
Freddie Fartman
(LOL!)
I think you missed an opportunity for a Derek Lowe DUI joke.
ReplyDeleteMartín Pradon't don't get to play in the Majors this weekend... Darn rehab assignment!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but Freddie Fartman killed me... I'm twelve.
ReplyDeleteand don't forget Jair Jerkface! BOOM!
ReplyDeleteI actually refer to McCann as McCan't on a regular basis.
ReplyDeleteI am also 12.
I am 12 and what is this?
ReplyDeleteThe jones picture is the best picture of all time
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