Friday, July 8, 2011

When Weird Al Toured With The Monkees: A Cautionary Tale



If you were born between 1977 and 1985, read this (and if not, read it anyway):

Do you remember that time when you were really young and your dad was like, "Hey, I got us concert tickets!" and you were all excited because you never actually went to a concert before and when you got to the Mann Music Center you thought it was the absolute coolest thing ever and he even bought you a t-shirt and the next summer you were still kind of proud of yourself for having gone to a concert so you wore your "Monkees Reunion (with Weird Al Yankovic)" shirt and when you got there the kids in the two oldest groups were like, "Dude for real you're a loser!" and then the stupid kids in your own group (who don't even know who the Monkees were or that they were uncool!) started teasing you and didn't listen when you said that the one guy's mom invented White Out and the other was on the Brady Bunch and then they started teasing you for watching the Brady Bunch?


Remember that made-up, hypothetical scenario? Well, that's what can happen when you wear some bobo shirt. So don't do that. Wear a hip (relatively speaking) shirt.

AND HEY SPEAKING OF SHIRTS, as it turns out, wouldn't you know! All ZWR shirts are 15% off with the code "SOCUTTERED" at checkout. 

So load up, because life is short and daycare is expensive.


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3 comments:

  1. the monkees are always cool. for reals.

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  2. The Monkees rule, and I am so wearing one of those sweet dry fit shirts for the Philly half-marathon in November.

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  3. Dude, I was born in '64 and that still could be my made up, hypothetical scenario.

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