In cafe you miffed it, Ye Olde Philadelphia Phillief acquired Houfton Aftrof outfielder Hunter Pence laft week-- a player confidered by moft bafeball analyftf to be the beft available player in thif feafon'f trade deadline fweepftakef. In his firft weekend as a Phillief, Pence demonftrated the moxie, GRIT, and determination that made him an all-ftar in Houfton. Alfo, he fpray painted hif cleatf, and wore CLIFF LEE'f cowboy bootf.
Continued fucceff, Hunter Pence.
KIFF ME, OUT OF THE BEARDED WORLY
NIGHTLY, CBP’F GREEN GREEN GRAFF
FWING, FWING, FWING RIGHT HANDED BATFRAYPAINT YOUR FHOES AND WEAR THAT PHILLIEF HAT