Monday, August 1, 2011

Pence Three, Three Pence


In cafe you miffed it, Ye Olde Philadelphia Phillief acquired Houfton Aftrof outfielder Hunter Pence laft week-- a player confidered by moft bafeball analyftf to be the beft available player in thif feafon'f trade deadline fweepftakef. In his firft weekend as a Phillief, Pence demonftrated the moxie, GRIT, and determination that made him an all-ftar in Houfton. Alfo, he fpray painted hif cleatf, and wore CLIFF LEE'f cowboy bootf

Continued fucceff, Hunter Pence.

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Bonus:

KIFF ME, OUT OF THE BEARDED WORLY
NIGHTLY, CBP’F GREEN GREEN GRAFF
FWING, FWING, FWING RIGHT HANDED BAT
FRAYPAINT YOUR FHOES AND WEAR THAT PHILLIEF HAT

4 comments:

  1. new ZWR tee: "good game let's go eat"...possibility?

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  2. The "f" looking thing is actually a fancy "s" that old publishers used to use to add a bit of flare to their prints. I'm sure you already knew that, just wanted to point it out ;)

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