Anyway, I figured it's only natural to figure what Bachelor Pad contestants different Philly athletes would be. It would also be a natural time to think about Ames.
Nose like Rick Tocchet? Check. Kind of cross eyed? Check. Thinks they're WAY better looking than they are? Check. Owns cheesy sports bar in Old City? Well, that's just Brent.
Shane Victorino Is Justin
When I think about Shane, I think "who would have the same love of Affliction t-shirts?" The only logical answer is Rated-R.
Ames Is Hunter Pence
Crazy eyes, check. Not much to say really, check. Still dreamy, check.
David Herndon Is Alli
You don't even remember either of them exist or where they came from until they appear on the screen.
Evan Turner Is Kasey
Evan Turner seems like a good guy, and Kasey is not a good guy. The fact that you wouldn't be able to tell them apart on the phone is the undeniable truth.
Gia Is Cole Hamels
The hot one that doesn't do anything wrong, but everyone still hates.
Roy Halladay Is Michelle
The one that everyone is not so secretly super-scared to piss off.
Ruben Amaro is Chris
The puppet master. Chris' manipulation of Ashley in the latest Bachelorette can only be compared to Amaro's of Ed Wade
Joe Blanton Is Erica
Same bra size.
Werth could be Jake. Looks like he has it all together and says the right things. But has a dark, secret side and has been known to go off unexpectedly.
ReplyDeleteHaha, "same bra size." Or in Joe's case, "Bro-size."
ReplyDeleteFunny my boyfriend acts like I force him into watching, too. But the show is horribly addictive.
ReplyDeleteAlso: I'd like to suggest Jake is (was) completely Brad Lidge. He once seemed hot, very hot. Now he just can't keep his cool, and can't help but do the wrong thing.
Cliff Lee and Roy Halladay are, of course, none of them.