Wednesday, August 31, 2011

So Roy Halladay Pitched Yesterday (8.30.11 v. Reds)

To which emotions did Roy Halladay contribute with his performance last night?
A continued sense of awe. A continued sense of awe? A continued sense of awe. Yes
A continued sense of awe?
As if it could cease?
I see your point. May I continue?
Please do.

The others?
An appreciation of effort exceeding the humble affections. How often do we find cases of a common acceptance that the tangible has exceeded sentiment (I extend here beyond my own), when the former can so easily be limited- marked- by the height of its stacks (see: McDuck v. Christmas Spirit)? Envy. Hope for the coming months. So much has been invested to this point, affirmation of the soundness therein is appreciated. But let's not think in terms of transaction... that's no fun.

The bases-clearing double?
Child's play.

The pitching performance?
It was due. Evident early. You keep a dragon in the bathtub long enough she'll wet the staircase and scrape a few walls upon release.

To what enterprises are each of the following most adept: men, women, children, Roy Halladays, wes?
Disappointing upon disappointment, be shopping, operating at a physical state inverse to that of their parents (often leading to nonsense), breaking faces, wonned.

The line?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
7 IP, 2 H, 2 BB, 9 Ks (disappointing (v), upon nothing), W (onned)

A hello to Diane- I hope you're enjoying San Francisco. You should absolutely bail on your conference's afternoon session and go to the baseball game. Boo Cody Ross for us, but be civil. And remember: coves are darling, but alleys are better.



  1. What are you even talking about? This was the worst article ever, and such an insult to a great pitching performance by Roy last night.

  2. What are you even talking about? This was the worst comment ever, and such an insult to the name Anonymous.

  3. I agree with anonymous (twice).

    SF is lovely thanks for asking

  4. Hi! I have a request. Can someone please make a gif on our hero swearing on the mound when he does something that he is not pleased with? I think he may have Tourettes at this point, and I would like to make an official diagnosis.

  5. these long posts are becoming more and more unreadable. stick with putting up MS paint pics dickhead.

  6. No e. e. cummings tag?

  7. They're only unreadable if you can't read.

  8. I love how some people commenting here take this so seriously. Lighten up! Enjoy the Roy. Enjoy the Zoo With Roy. Enjoy. Yes.

  9. Haha. I noticed. Would be interesting if your next Roy pitching report drew inspiration from James Joyce's secret love letters... but then again, this is a family blog.


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