Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Bullhorn Kid and Billy Ocean Discuss Today's Pitching Matchup


Hey baby! Who's pitching today for the Cardinals tonight?!

DUDE DON'T YOU PAY ANY $#&%ING ATTENTION
IT'S EDWIN $#*ING JACKSON!

WOOO! Is he any good, baby?!

FFS. You remember this you nitwit?



Joe Blanton has a license to chill, baby! WOOOO! Pulled that one out!

Whatever Billy Idol we're gonna smack the sh*% out of that donkey. If fat @$^ Joe Blanton's hitting bombs off you son what's going to happen when high socks Hunter and Chase Mother F$#*ing Utley and Ryan Howard and the Rauuuuuuuuuul and Chooooooooooch and even that space cadet Vicdorito (h/t Crane Kicker) step to the plate? I want blood! Jackson's going to be crying like that little $&@(#*! Braves kid I had to smack around last week!

I'm sorry Miss Jackson, WOOOOOO, Bullhorn's for real. WOOO!

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