Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Charlie Gives A Game Three Pep Talk


CHARLIE GIVES A GAME THREE PEP TALK

A CK NLDS SPECIAL


OK Dubee who we got tonight?


Cole is pitching.



Cole? Cole who? I dunno no Cole on the Cardinals.


Oh you mean who is pitching for the Cardinals?


That's what I said like I didn't say who we got tonight for us I said like who we got tonight for them?


You just said "Who we got tonight?"


RIGHT I SAID IT AND YOU KEEP SAYIN OTHER STUFF. WHO WE GOT?


Jaime Garcia is pitching for the Cardinals.


The guy we traded for Floyd Gavin? LOL he stinks.


No. That's Freddy Garcia. JAIME Garcia is on the Cardinals and he's pretty good.


Hymee? What kind of name is that it sounds like what people do to other people when they are like chokin and stuff.



I dunno Chuck, but he's who we got tonight and he's done a number on our lineup this season.


Whatever. Garcia. Numbers. Psssht. I ain't scared of him. AY... LIKE WHO IN THIS LOCKER ROOM IS ASCARED OF A GUY NAMED HINEY?


HAHAHAHAHA hisname isn't hiney it's Jaime like "HI MAY" hahahahaha hiney thatstoofunnyCharlie hineyhineyhiney HINEY!



SEE THAT? Vicdorito ain't scared. What about you Howard? You scared? It's like a homecoming for you. Homecoming. With the turkey. And the gravy. Cranberry sauce.....da homecomin.



Nah bro. Never scared. Wait....what - turkey and gravy?


YESSIR AND THE RIBS!



I mean St. Louis style ribs ARE kinda good. Damn... now you got me all hungr---



The what style? NO. I mean like babyback ribs. Babybackbabybackbabybackbabyback ribbbssss.


BAIBAKEW SAWWWWNS!


YOU GOT IT WINNY!



PLAYOFFS! WOOOOO! I LOVE THIS TEAM!



ALRIGHT THEN PENCE LET'S GET THIS THING DONE. TIME TO PAINT THE FIDDLER. TIME TO DO WHATEVER ROY SAID ABOUT CAESAR SALAD THE OTHER DAY. LET'S WIN ONE FOR THE SKIPPER!






Heyyyy what's everybody all fired up about in here?


LUNCH! I think. Or the game. Not really sure to be honest. LET'S GO EAT!

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