Friday, October 7, 2011

NLDS Game 5 Pump-up Video Montage of Video Montages

hat/tip @ryandwalsh for the idea
This guy don't just wanna win, you know, he wants to bury ya, he wants to humiliate ya, he wants to prove to the whole world that you was nothin but some kind of a freak the first time out. He said you were a one time lucky bum!

Maybe the only thing I can do is just take everything he's got. But to beat me, he's going to have to kill me. And to kill me, he's gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of me. And to do that, he's got to be willing to die himself. I don't know if he's ready to do that. I don't know.

We're gonna punch his lungs out!

You're gonna have to go through hell, worse than any nightmare you've ever dreamed. But when it's over, I know you'll be the one standing. You know what you have to do. Do it.

You're the Man. You're number one. The Champ, the best of all time. Girls love you - Men, old people love you. Young people love you. You're the best. You're the Man, and he's yours. He's yours, he's yours. This bum shouldn't be in the same ring with you. I want you to show him who you are tonight. Show him who you are tonight. Stick him!

We always have to be in the middle of the action 'cause we're the warriors. And without some challenge, without some damn war to fight then the warriors might as well be dead, Stallion. Now I'm asking you - as a friend - stand by my side this one last time.  

All your strength, all your power, all your love. Everything you've got. Right now!

Take her to the zoo… I hear retards like the zoo!


Everyone, it's Game 5. In Philadelphia. With Roy on the mound. Versus his good friend. This called for a montage. And not only a montage, but a video montage of video montages. And not only a montage of montages, but a montage of a montage of quotes to introduce the video montage of video montages. Hearts on fire, getting stronger, gonna fly now. Let's do this. Roy's got this. 



  1. If you don't watch this and picture Roy Halladay running up a snowy mountain (granted that's his normal Friday routine) and screaming "Pujooooooools!" at the top of his lungs, there may be something wrong with you.

  2. I got so pumped, that I punched my boss in the face and broke it.

  3. [listens to "Victory" tenfinity times]

  4. Greatest. Internet. Video. Link. Montage. In the history of forever.

    Moo da head, moo da head.

  5. Nearly perfect.

    Wait for it. Wait for it.

    Needs more pompomflipflop —

    There we go!


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