[Interior, General Manager’s suite, Citizen’s Bank Ballpark]
[Ruben Amaro impatiently presses a button on his office’s futuristic telecom system, opening up a line to his assistant]
FROCKER! Get Charlie in here, I want him to meet the new guy we got from Ed Wade and the Astros this...
[Charlie
Manuel breathlessly bursts through the doors, wearing a garish Hawaiian
shirt, team shorts, and sandals, coming to a stop directly on top of
the Stanford University crest that hallmarks Amaro’s office.]
WINSTON!!!
Wait what.
Winston, yo, I heard like we got Winston and stuff I’m so excited.
Oh, so you’ve already heard that I PWN3D Houston?
Listen like I don’t care bout no P90X or kettle bears...
P90X?
I don’t know- you said it.
Nooo- PWNED. Hunter Pence taught me that. You ever see Urban Dictionary?
The
3’s an E … NEVERMIND. Anyway, let’s get back to why I brought you here.
We’ve potentially completed a trade with the Disastros... but you can’t
talk about this publicly yet because technically he didn’t pass his
physic--
[Uproarious laughter explodes from the futuristic telecom system]
BAHAHAHAHA, DISASTROS!!!! Good one, Ruben!
FROCKER! Hang up! [To Manuel] A trade that brings to our ballclub a bullpen arm we’re very excited to add.
WINSTON!!!