I would propose that Michael Martinez be forced to give all his interviews in his best mock Valdez accent even if he speaks perfect English.
This is the cross which must be bared by the light-hitting Phillies utility infielder, and since Martinez apparently inherited the job he is now responsible for providing the comedic material.
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ReplyDeleteJust when I was able to get that image out of my head, ZWR brings it back!
ReplyDeleteALL DAY ERRRR DAY.
ReplyDeleteMy God. Can we get them to be captains of a dance team? YES.
Just when I think Colbert grew a set you show me this
ReplyDeleteBro it takes a man to dance like that
ReplyDeleteI think something is wrong with me.
ReplyDeleteI heard Wilson Valdez is traded and my first thought, for my first post, is:
"I wonder what ZWR will say about WIlson Valdez being traded."
I'm still waiting, donkey.
Nothingman, I thought the same thing!
DeleteThere are a lot of unhappy donkeys over this. Of course we need ZWR's guidance. And to see if Chooch gets promoted to lead "thick accent joke" status.
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DeleteI would propose that Michael Martinez be forced to give all his interviews in his best mock Valdez accent even if he speaks perfect English.
DeleteThis is the cross which must be bared by the light-hitting Phillies utility infielder, and since Martinez apparently inherited the job he is now responsible for providing the comedic material.
Nothingman - I agree eleventy%
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