Tuesday, February 28, 2012

It's All Relative


During last night's Daytona 500, driver Juan Pablo Montoya lost control of his number 42 Target Chevrolet and crashed into a course safety truck. The collision ignited jet fuel, which produced a spectacularly dangerous explosion highlighted by a scorching fireball that amazed onlookers while melting nearly everything within a moderate radius and caused all events relative to the race to come to an immediate and historic halt. Here at I Want to Go to the Zoo with Roy Halladay, we call that a 2-1 breaking ball.

Yeah That's Right

4 comments:

  1. Completely untrue. Roy NEVER gets behind in the count. NONBELIEVER!

    GV

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    1. THOSE WERE PURPOSE PITCHES, YOU DONKEY!

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    2. I stand corrected. I will never doubt his royal Royness.

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  2. I'm not going to lie. I didn't laugh.

    Then I read the caption on the picture of Roy looking awesomesauce. And then I did. A lot.

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