Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Roy Halladay Breaks Silence on Amazonian Anaconda Heroics

Earlier today Roy finally sat down to discuss his heroic offseason, and naturally the MOST IMPORTANT thing that everyone wanted to talk about was when he rescued a naked Amazonian man from a giant anaconda, a story broken right here by yours truly (*breathes on fingernails, rubs them on shoulder*) an entire month after it actually happened.

Roy goes on to say that more people have asked him about wrestling a snake (he CLAIMS he didn't actually wrestle it, but I think we all know otherwise) than his perfect game or playoff no-hitter, and also calls the assembled beat writers donkeys for asking him about wrestling a snake in the offseason instead of baseball or going to the zoo.

Man, Roy is awesome.

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