Monday, April 9, 2012

Bullhorn Kid Addresses the Team with Some Firmly-Worded Encouragement



JESUS F***ING C****T YOU GUYS WHAT IN SAM H#LL WAS THAT?!? I SWEAR TO $&#^# YOU BETTER GET YOUR $#&@ TOGETHER OR I'M GOING TO $#*@ MY w#$(@* ON YOUR $(@!@##! AND PICK YOU %*#)@ING HEADS UP BEFORE I PICK THEM UP, $#*@#$. AND QUIT IT WITH THE $@#*$ BE YOU NEXT TUESDAYS THIS ISN'T 19 F$#*@ING 87 JUAN SAMUEL ISN'T WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR.

Ay guys. Les go get'eem toosday!


FOR F*&K SAKE ARE YOU S*^&#$*ING ME RIGHT NOW? ANYWAY FORGET THAT JUST SERIOUSLY MAN THE $#*! UP YOUR THE FIGHTIN PHILLIES YOU WON OVER A HUNDRED F!#*&ING GAMES LAST YEAR YEAH SO WHAT TYRONE WILLINGHAM AND BRIAN SCHNEIDER AND FREDDIE THE FART GALVIS COULDN'T HIT KIM F#(%@#ING KARDASHIAN WITH MY %#$*@ AND KANYE PUSHING AFTER $#(@90124a$*@$#@!*($!  YOU'RE HERE SO YOU'VE GOTTA DO IT SO JUST SHUT UP AND STOP THINKING AND STOP BEING UGLY AND STUPID AND JUST HIT THE $#(%#@(*hING BASEBALL FIND SOME GREEN STUPID THE FIELD'S HUGE AND THERE ARE ONLY NINE GUYS OUT THERE GOD. ALSO - $#*@# YOU KENDRICK AND HERNDON I HATE YOUR FACE NO I DON'T THAT'S JUST MOTIVATION GOT IT?


I'm right there with you, little dude. This has been an encouraging pep talk. Guys, bring it in he--



OH.MY.GOD. THAT REMINDS ME. KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE F***ING BUNTS, J-STROLL WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS 10 YEAR OLD TRAVELING ALLSTAR BATTING PRACTICE WHERE YOU DON'T GET TO TAKE ANY SWINGS UNTIL YOU LAY ONE DOWN YOU'RE THE GOD#%@N THREE HITTER WHICH IS HILARIOUS BUT NEVERTHELESS YOU'RE THE THE BEST WE'VE GOT RIGHT NOW AND FURTHERMORE UNCLE RUBEN JUST GAVE YOU LIKE A BILLION DOLLARS MAN THE F**K UP AND TRY AND HIT ONE OUT OF THE INFIELD HOW ABOUT IT? IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER I'LL TAKE YOU AND YOUR $#*@$#@* FRIEND SHANE TO PIZZA HUT AFTER THE GAME IF YOU GET A DOUBLE-U.

Hahahaha this kid is VULGAR. But I like his spirit.


SHUT UP MOONBEAM THAT'S ENOUGH TALK OKAY LET'S GO OUT THERE AND GET SOME $#%@&ING HITS CHANNEL WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY I DON'T CARE IF IT'S SEAHORSES OR MERMAIDS OR WHATEVER FREAKSHOW $*@% YOU KIDS LIKE THESE DAYS JUST DO IT OKAY. CHOOCH - WE'RE GOOD BRO LOVE YOU MAYBE ONE DAY YOU WON'T HIT ELEVENTH BUT BEATS ME I'M NO $#@*#(@ GENIUS. OH AND NECKFACE NIX - GO SCREW. THAT WAS MORE MOTIVATION. OR WAS IT. YOU DECIDE, $##$@*(

NOW WHO'S READY TO BE A $#*#^ING MAN?!?!

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LET'S DO THIS!  LET'S DO THIS! LET'S DO THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!

5 comments:

  1. Oh Bullhorn Kid! I willing you to show up at PNC and beat the !@#$ out of the pirates kid with the vuvuzela. Great speech hopefully they can get back on track!

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  2. "be you next tuesday"

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  3. Is Bullhorn Kid Larry F'N Bowa's kid??

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  4. Team is 'tuning out' Bullhorn Kid?

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  5. I am disappointed ZWR. I have long respected your efforts to keep this a family bolg and now I have to explain what all those *'d out characters mean to my tender hearted little leaguer. I'll grant you this slip up, but I'd hate to have to remove ZWR from my kids reader.

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