Okay kids, there are cheeseburgers to be eaten and sunburn to get, so let's answer the pressing questions that have been coming my way:
"Is ZWR okay?"
Yup. Panic helps no one.
"Are you going to change your bolg's name to (something about doctors)?"
"Are you going to change your bolg's name to (something about Roy Halladay's rehab from a shoulder transplant)?"
"Are you going to change your bolg's name to I Want to Go to the Zoo with (another player)?"
No, donkey. Srsly.
"What if Roy's too hurt to pitch this year then what? What are you going to do?!?!"
I'm going to break faces and (Ready? It's important that we all understand this... it's the key part here) keep wanting to go to the zoo with Roy Halladay.
Yes, this stinks. All we can really do though is keep our chins up and hope for the best- for Roy and the Fightins. He's a super-warrior assassin type, so if it's something that can be beaten for a return this season then he'll do just that. If it requires (gasp) something more, then imagine how insane he's going to be with a new cyborg shoulder!