Monday, May 28, 2012

A Brief Memorial Day SRHPY (5.27.12)

Okay kids, there are cheeseburgers to be eaten and sunburn to get, so let's answer the pressing questions that have been coming my way:

"Is ZWR okay?"
Yup. Panic helps no one.

"Are you going to change your bolg's name to (something about doctors)?"

"Are you going to change your bolg's name to (something about Roy Halladay's rehab from a shoulder transplant)?"
No, donkey.

"Are you going to change your bolg's name to I Want to Go to the Zoo with (another player)?"
No, donkey. Srsly.

"What if Roy's too hurt to pitch this year then what? What are you going to do?!?!"
I'm going to break faces and (Ready? It's important that we all understand this... it's the key part here) keep wanting to go to the zoo with Roy Halladay.

Yes, this stinks. All we can really do though is keep our chins up and hope for the best- for Roy and the Fightins. He's a super-warrior assassin type, so if it's something that can be beaten for a return this season then he'll do just that. If it requires (gasp) something more, then imagine how insane he's going to be with a new cyborg shoulder!

Chins up.


  1. I am with you, ZWR! If there is anyone who will return more terrifying than ever from an injury, it is HLHIII.

  2. Could you just imagine how hard he'd go in rehab? Normal peoples "beast mode" is just HLHIII normal. Plus, if by chance he can't pitch anymore from this, you just know he's going to be super pissed- so when he steps back up on the mound everyones face is going to break instantaneously.

  3. Son of the Mud GuyMay 28, 2012 at 10:08 PM

    If HLHIII can't pitch anymore because of this injury, you know he is going to make a career comeback as a clean-up hitting third base man, win like eleventy gold gloves and 7 silver slugger awards. As matter of fact, he may challenge Mike Schmidt for the all time career home run lead. Because HLHIII goes hard.

  4. Bummer of a picture at the end of this post. All three of those guys are on the shelf right now. I look at the Fightins and don't even recognize any of them.
    Heal fast, fellas!

  5. this is a confusing, scary time for all of us. i don't know how to feel. thanks for putting things into perspective, zwr.

  6. You know, HLHIII may actually have time in between rehab sessions now to go to the zoo with you.


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