Tuesday, May 22, 2012

This Week in Philadelphia Fans


Eight people wounded by gun shots after National Basketball Association playoff game.
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Man pulled from car and beaten in front of pregnant girlfriend.
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Security guard has portion of finger ripped off during fan altercation (Zoinks!)
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Female fan spit on and assaulted!
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Drunk, unruly visitor incites incident and then lies to security & media!
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Union fans hault game with barrage of tennis balls, toilet paper and tomatoes.
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Philadelphia assemblymen water down proposed California fan violence legislation...
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Punch yourself in the face with a face-punching gun

14 comments:

  1. You forgot the Shitsburgh fan that ripped off the finger of a security guard.

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  2. I cannot express how much I love this

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  3. This is almost as bad as the time Philadelphia fans threw shit at King Joffrey in King's Landing.

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    1. HAVENT SEEN THIS EPISODE YET UGH

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  4. Son of the Mud GuyMay 22, 2012 at 10:30 AM

    When I saw the "Zoinks" after the ripped off finger, I laughed so hard at the simple commentary that I almost ripped apart my stiches from recent hernia surgery. In my head I envisioned a brawny yet meek little penguin reading the article and then in horror of both the type of fan that Pittsburgh produces and the sheer gruesome nature of the story, bellowing a hearty "ZOINKS!" That was the image that likely extended my recovery time by about a week from laughing so hard... perhaps the prescribed painkillers helped to conjure up the image in my head. Thanks ZWR!!!

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  5. dont forget about this story

    http://www.thepensblog.com/tpb/jan2012/fan-at-consol-becoming-unglued.html

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  6. Face-breakingly frustrating.

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  7. You know the 4th and 5th links lead to the same story, right?

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  8. ...we booed Santa Claus?

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  9. Throw-able batteries 1st manufactured in Phila, China.

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  10. You know, WWI was started when a member of the Black Hand killed Franz Ferdinand in Philadelphia, Serbia.

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  11. Hosni Mubarak is an Eagles fan

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