"What are you looking at, Rick?"
"Oh, the silent majesty of a Spring night... the lustrous, green glow of ball field grass... a donkey in his jorts, rushing the field and seamlessly celebrating a no-hitter with the players..."
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| yes, please |
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| "You get over here and gimme a hug!!!" |
I was watching pulling for the Zohan to give up a om or at the very least a bunt single when he struck the batter out. At that moment I paused and thought, no way, that toolbox Mutts fan is celebrating with the team, thus sullying perhaps one of the top 5 greatest moments in the history of the franchise. What a donkey.
ReplyDeleteBest part is that the guy was in jail and missed his kid's first birthday!
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