There's literally nothing you could be doing right now that's more important than voting 25 times for Carlos Ruiz. I don't want to hear it. Your boss isn't going to even read that report (if he does, and it's good, he's taking all the credit), your kid doesn't need to wear ironed clothes, oil changes are a giant scam carried out by Detroit... nothing matters except Chooch getting the recognition he deserves. You do love him, don't you?
Baby doll went 2-4 with a two-run bomb and three RBI last night.
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I'm not even posting his season stats because that's an insult to his transcendence. Just stop being a donkey and go vote now. Nothing more to read here.