Philadelphia Daily News sports writer David Murphy (like most of the local and national media) is adorably enamored with ZWR, and very much goes out of his way to impress me (duh). I can't lie, it makes me chuckle. Especially since I think he normally plays a bad guy in the twitter/writer/blog/dorkosphere.
At any rate, in observance of Kyle "MerpDerpMeatballTeeBall" Kendrick's decision to not join his teammates in wearing high socks, along with his harsh regression to statistical mean performance, I cleverly posted the following.
And Queso fired back with A Few Good Men reference, straight killing it (read from bottom up for full effect):
*** Note to David Murphy's employers and future employers: Cheese was merely quoting a movie starring Tom Cruise, not actually advocating for Kyle Kendrick's death by way of soap-in-a-sock beating.***
I, on the other hand (along with Rich Dubee, one can only presume), have started to become more comfortable with the concept of violent extrajudicial punishment for poor performance.
So yeah that about sums it all up. The Phillies lost, 11-7.