Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Tuesday Night Twitter Recap: @HighCheese Orders the Code Red



Philadelphia Daily News sports writer David Murphy (like most of the local and national media) is adorably enamored with ZWR, and very much goes out of his way to impress me (duh). I can't lie, it makes me chuckle. Especially since I think he normally plays a bad guy in the twitter/writer/blog/dorkosphere.

At any rate, in observance of Kyle "MerpDerpMeatballTeeBall" Kendrick's decision to not join his teammates in wearing high socks, along with his harsh regression to statistical mean performance, I cleverly posted the following.


And Queso fired back with A Few Good Men reference, straight killing it (read from bottom up for full effect):


*** Note to David Murphy's employers and future employers: Cheese was merely quoting a movie starring Tom Cruise, not actually advocating for Kyle Kendrick's death by way of soap-in-a-sock beating.***

I, on the other hand (along with Rich Dubee, one can only presume), have started to become more comfortable with the concept of violent extrajudicial punishment for poor performance.


So yeah that about sums it all up. The Phillies lost, 11-7.

8 comments:

  1. "I, on the other hand (along with Rich Dubee, one can only presume)"

    After falsely accusing a highly decorated Pitching Coach of conspiracy and perjury, ZWR will have a long and prosperous career teaching... typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! Thank you for playing "Should we or should we not follow the advice of the galactically stupid!"

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  2. You can't handle the Chooch!

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  3. ^OMG, new catchphrase!!! Can't wait for him to homer so I can scream that at someone!

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  4. Wait, wasn't the Lieutenant (played by Kiefer Sutherland) who helped carry out the code red named Lt. Kendrick??

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  5. Wasn't the soap in the sock beating from Full Metal Jacket?

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  6. Holy butt yes! "You can't handle the chooch!" needs to be a shirt!

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  7. OMFG... dying of lulz here.

    My favorite movie... and my favorite baseball club...
    HEAD = A'SPLODE.

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  8. And yes-- Keifer Sutherland did play Lt. Kendrick in "A Few Good Men"...

    (And Gomer Pyle got beat up with the soap-in-a-sock in FMJ for sneaking a donut into the barracks.)

    NOW I WANT TO WATCH BOTH OF THESE MOVIES!!
    Def. 2 of my favorites.

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