Friday, July 20, 2012

Important Poll Question Re: Your Phillies

"Get John Boggs on the phone. It is time."

Despite your utter lack of experience in managing a big league roster, inadequate understanding of league collective bargaining rules, unfamiliarity with the Philadelphia Phillies' financial structuring (particularly with respect to the impacts of rostered player salaries), your propensity to read a website called I Want to Go to the Zoo With Roy Halladay, and general donkey-like nature, could you have assembled a more effective bullpen for the 2012 Phillies than the one put together by Ruben Amaro Junior?

Jonathan Papelbon


  1. My bullpen:

    Livan Hernandez - Long Relief
    David Herndon - Middle Relief
    Peter Moylan - Middle Relief
    Manny Acosta - Middle Relief
    LaTroy Hawkins - Set-Up
    Vance Worley (Will turn him into a set-up man, and he WILL like it)
    Tom Gordon - Best closer of all-time

    1. "Rooty Toot Toot", the name itself suggests that it must be fun to watch the animated story.

  2. Pedro and Jamie are out there somewhere, aren't they?


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