Friday, July 13, 2012

So Roy Halladay Pitched Yesterday (7.13.12 v Fort Myers)

Roy Halladay pitched last night! Besides the awesomeness of, you know, ROY HALLADAY PITCHING A BASEBALL GAME, let's assess the positives:

* I have no idea who Clearwater played but I assume it was the best team in the league, the one where if it happened in a sports movie they'd have a villainous coach and a bunch of cheating goon drugged up ringers and whatnot. And despite playing against such stacked odds our HLHIII threw three strong innings, striking out four without giving up an earned run. 

Bravo, indeed, Wolf "The Dentist" Stansson

* His arm didn't fall off.
* There was no pain or anything after the game.
* His arm didn't fall off.; Notice- arm is still on 

It's been a pretty Fargle Bargle season so far, but there's a good chance you'll be watching a Phillies game with Ryan Howard, Chase Utley, and Roy Halladay in it in about a week or so- and that should bring a smile to your big dumb face. YAY.


  1. YAY! Especially excited about the whole not losing his arm thing.

  2. Can you imagine being that minor league team you show up to the game and Roy Halladay is on the mound? I'd quit.

  3. Julie "The Cat" GaffneyJuly 13, 2012 at 2:04 PM

    triple deke ftw


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