Tuesday, July 31, 2012

ZWR TRADE WATCH 2012 UPDATE #PHILLIES


9:43 AM UPDATE: No Update

10:22 AM UPDATE: No Update

12:00 noon-ish: Shane Victorino traded to LA Dodgers of Los Angeles for some guy named Lindblom and a guy named Ethan Ca$h Martin. I think they're both pitchers. 

It has begun. I've blockaded my cubicle with empty copy paper boxes and taken shelter beneath its poorly made desk. May leave soon to scavenge for supplies. This could be a long day. Hanging in, for now. 



12:29 PM Update: Hunter Pence traded to the San Francisco Giants for what reporters are calling, "nothing good." No names yet on the scrubs we got, but Matt Gelb is calling it a "fire sale." This is great. 

I'm now huddling on the floor covered in fax cover sheets. So cold. Scared. Hoping these new guys have funny names that make for funny t-shirts. Not saying goodbye, but


12:39 PM Update: This calls for the Puffy Dance



12:58 PM Update: I'm so sad. May as well go low-brow with this one:


2:06 PM Update: Hey, 2012 season, eat a butt.





8 comments:

  1. Looks more like 6:57 if you ask me

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  2. http://twitpic.com/5bz3de

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  3. Lindblom has a hot wife, anyway....

    https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.215870208434730.55162.215865091768575&type=3

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  4. The real question is: what happens to all those bobbleheads?

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  5. Those bobbleheads are even more inaccurate than the left-handed HLHIII ones from MLB.com!

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  6. ZWR, Thank you for helping to make me smile on a day that should be set aside for mourning.

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  7. Nate Schierholtz Bobbleheads. not so Catchy.

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