Seems I tried to learn you folks somethin' but none of ya wants to listen. Reckon most of you blind, deaf and dumb or somethin'. Don't have the common sense to respect the new lawman in town when you see him. Well I'm fittin to tell you again and I don't plan to repeat myself, understood?
Things have changed, the new sheriff is here, and I ain't leavin', neither. Seems some of you folk only want to recall the between hay and grass boy I was some time ago. The Mets thought so too but ended up gettin' one in the neck just like the Nationals before them and the Brewers before them and those DEAD DAMNED FISH before them. Now any of you fittin' to throw up the sponge on this here season can just up and leave this town right the heck now. Cause K. Rodney Kendrick ain't got no quit in him. So you spread the word again. By hook or crook, nothin' stops this train. I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. My pitches won't be laid a bat on.
So are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?