John Mayberry Jr. at the plate, two runners ISP. One out. The pitch... takes first strike. Mayberry steps back, looks at his bat. JMJ: "Jobu, do not fail me now." The pitch, breaking ball down and away, lolswing, miss. Mayberry steps back, looks at his bat. JMJ: "I say F*#! you Jobu, I do it myself." The pitch, 12-6 curve, lolswing, miss. 2nd out. Jobu makes John sad.
That tee must be right-handed.
I don't know, that looks fake to me.
And Jobu comes through with the game winner... I guess looking (speaking) at your bat can help!
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