LOL sike.
I can't even name a single player on the Astros. So here's a GIF of what you can expect from them (NO JINX). Actually, I have no idea if any of the dudes in this gif are even still Astros. But who cares! We're on the WILDCARD train, baby. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Go Phillies!
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| Leading the league in attempted punt blocks by a third baseman on a throw to first base |
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| Heavier than expected turnout for Ed Wade bobblehead night |
Astros Important Facts:
ReplyDelete1. They're in Texas
2. AstroTurf is named after them
3. It's their fault the schedule is all differenty next year.
Holy shit, I can't stop looking at this
ReplyDeleteThe best part of this post (and almost every ZWR post) is the labels. Spot on.
ReplyDeleteYour analysis of the Astros is spot on.
ReplyDeleteAnd we lost to them... :X