WHEREAS, baseball is a sport imbued with pursuit of athletic excellence
WHEREAS, said excellence shall not be disrupted by adventures otherwise
WHEREAS, the balance of achievement is no balance, merely unmatched victory in varied venues (be they sport or sports bar)
WHEREAS, we as an organization operating within and serving a like-minded society value opportunities to reflect upon instances of greatness
WHEREAS, boobies
NOW, THEREFORE, I, Ruben Amaro, Jr., do hereby recognize September 21, CHIPPER JONES APPRECIATION DAY in our CITY OF PHILADELPHIA, and I call this observance to the attention of all our citizens
Here is my impression of tonight's broadcast via Wheels/McCarthy: CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER middle in CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER how bout that CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER i should say CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER no doubles dont hit it over my head defense CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER bathead CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER down to you murph CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER
ReplyDeleteChipper Chipper Chipper Safe and Secure with New York Life Chipper
DeleteThe Tilted Kilt is way better.
ReplyDeleteDear ZWR,
ReplyDeleteYou complete me.
Love,
Meg