Friday, September 21, 2012

The Phillies Honor Chipper Jones



WHEREAS, baseball is a sport imbued with pursuit of athletic excellence

WHEREAS, said excellence shall not be disrupted by adventures otherwise

WHEREAS, the balance of achievement is no balance, merely unmatched victory in varied venues (be they sport or sports bar)

WHEREAS, we as an organization operating within and serving a like-minded society value opportunities to reflect upon instances of greatness

WHEREAS, boobies

NOW, THEREFORE, I, Ruben Amaro, Jr., do hereby recognize September 21, CHIPPER JONES APPRECIATION DAY in our CITY OF PHILADELPHIA, and I call this observance to the attention of all our citizens

4 comments:

  1. Here is my impression of tonight's broadcast via Wheels/McCarthy: CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER middle in CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER how bout that CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER i should say CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER no doubles dont hit it over my head defense CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER bathead CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER down to you murph CHIPPER CHIPPER CHIPPER

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    1. Chipper Chipper Chipper Safe and Secure with New York Life Chipper

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  2. The Tilted Kilt is way better.

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  3. Dear ZWR,

    You complete me.

    Love,
    Meg

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