K. Rodney Kendrick: I ain't like that no more. I ain't the same, Mike. Dubee, he straightened me up, cleared me of throwin' soft ones and all and now the only soft ones I throw are the ones that fake them other guys out, make 'em swing early. Just 'cause we're goin' on this killing, that don't mean I'm gonna go back to bein' the way I was. I just need the change-up, get a new start for them teammates. Mike, you remember that fella from Arizona I shot through the mouth and his teeth came out the back of his head? I think about him now and again. He didn't do anything to deserve to get shot, at least nothin' I could remember when I sobered up.
Michael Martinez: You were crazy, Kyle.
K. Rodney Kendrick: Yeah, no one liked me.
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