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| RIP Craney |
No, I mean, he's not dead in real life or anything. But his online persona, which entertained the crap out of me for years, due to circumstances we'll not get into (Hugh Douglas or Jeffrey Lurie are the suspects don't quote me on that but just saying) here, as this is a time for celebration and remembrance. Yes, remembrance of Crane's past.
Am I proud that his last piece was monumental, and set a city ablaze? Not going to lie, kids, I am. SPAEK.
To send Craney off properly, I felt it necessary to re-work a song and video in his honor. If you'll indulge me a moment, or several:
To send Craney off properly, I felt it necessary to re-work a song and video in his honor. If you'll indulge me a moment, or several:
Every post you make...Every story you breakkkkk...Every single twinkEvery beer I drink, I'll be missing youuuuuuSeems like yesterday we used to rock the bolgI drew the paints, you locked the proseSo far from hangin on for karate posesCrane-y-ous, they got to know thatTwitter ain't always what it seem to be (uh-uh)Words can't express what you mean to meEven though you're gone, we still a teamThrough your Twink fans, I'll fulfill your dream (that's right)In the future, can't wait to seeIf you still tail gates with meReminisce some time, the workday they took my friend (uh-huh)Try to black it out, but it plays againWhen it's real, feelings hard to concealCan't imagine all the pain I feelGive anything for TEAM SPAEK to beI know you're still bolg life for real, CEvery bolg you post...Every boom you roast...Every Turbo BirdEvery SPAEK I heard, I'll be missing youuuuuuIt's kinda hard with you not aroundKnow you're in Jersey, smilin' downWatchin' us while we crane for youEveryday we crane for youTill the day we tweet againIn my heart is where I'll keep you friendMemories give me the strength I need to proceedStrength I need to believeMy thoughts, Crane , I just can't defineWish I could turn back the hands of timeUs in the ZGrading Birds O and DMaking fun of DGMaking hits iPhones they receive you onStill can't believe you're goneGive anything to hear half your SPAEKI know you still livin' your life, dorkbeakEvery bolg you post...Every boom you roast...Every Turbo BirdEvery SPAEK I heard, I'll be missing youuuuuu
Every post you make...Every story you breakkkkk...Every single twinkEvery beer I drink, I'll be missing youuuuuu
[MIKE MEECH (in full choir gown) (lol)]
Somebody tell me whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…Some glad morningWhen this life is overI knowI'll see CEEEEE KAAAAAAAYYYYYYEvery bolg you post...Every boom you roast...Every bolg you post...Every boom you roast...Every bolg you post...Every boom you roast...Every bolg you post...Every boom you roast...We miss you Crane
Special Video Tribute:
WHY?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck is going on?????
ReplyDeleteThis is worse than the time the Windmill didn't have raw onions...
ReplyDeleteLong time, first time. Quite a shame. Hopefully this is some type of Jean Grey/Phoenix thing and Mr. Kicker will consume a star and...well I've lost the metaphor, but thanks for the laughs CK and nice eulogy Z Dubs.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Phillies suck. '86forLife.
I haven't cried this hard since the first time I saw My Girl.
ReplyDeleteNo way! Oh man, my Friday has just taken a turn for the worse. The "Cholly" series was the best. We'll miss you Craney
ReplyDeleteCranekicker was Blue Ivy's Illuminati sacrifice. SMH.
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