Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Grantland's Jonah Keri is a Human Poop



Guys named Jonah are the worst!

Despite its occasional (read: conspicuous) Portlandia references and nerd-pandering, Grantland is-- very much-- the lamestream media. Pretending to be from your mother's basement or buddy's spot downtown, this stuff really comes from the top floor of a recently completed mixed-use commercial/office/residential luxury building in an inner ring suburb. Have you ever seen the Motley Fool offices in Old Town Alexandria? Picture that sprinkled with Bill Simmons dust. Ain't no key cards at Gavin's loft, yo. BILL SIMMONS DUST.

Yesterday, those donkeys posted this (go ahead and read it, I swear there aren't any Karate Kid jokes or Vegas stories).



Yes, that's the title.

And, yes, that's the picture they used to represent Jonah Keri's point: that the Phillies are too ripe to compete, too old to achieve. Roy Halladay represents what's wrong with the Phillies. Let that sink in. Then go buy some thick framed glasses and enjoy a bleach shower.

See what I mean?!

9 comments:

  1. Jonah Keri is an anagram of A Jerkin Ho. Think about it.

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  2. Seriously, eff this guy!

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  3. Agreed... a total poop.

    That being said... did I really just see that you could comment with a LIVEJOURNAL account?!

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  4. Jonah Keri (@jonahkeri) is a staff writer for Grantland. His book, The Extra 2%: How Wall Street Strategies Took a Major League Baseball Team from Worst to First, is a national best seller. His book on the definitive history of the Montreal Expos comes out spring 2014.

    Definitive history of the Montreal Expos? How long does it take to write that garbage? "The Montreal Expos were a Major League baseball team who never won a world Series and had a Mascot named Youppi. Done and Done

    Phillymaas

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  5. Like I am going to trust a hipster douche about the state of our hero and his team? Eff this effing effer. I would take pleasure in hitting this hipster while he's wearing glasses.

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