The bad news is Roy Halladay left after the first inning yesterday.
The good news is his arm didn't fall off.
The sad news is he had a stomach virus.
The good news is his stomach's not in his arm.
As to all of the intrigue, drama, or theory ... not going there. RESPECT THE DOODIE, DUBEE.
"GREAT, GOT IT ZWR WHAT WAS THE LINE?!?!?!?!"
1 IP, 1 H, 1K (Cuttered), 1 BB, 0 number twos on the mound.
Get well, Roy!!!