Monday, March 18, 2013

So Roy Halladay Pooped Yesterday (3.17.13 v. the O's)


lolphilly.com

The bad news is Roy Halladay left after the first inning yesterday.

The good news is his arm didn't fall off. 

The sad news is he had a stomach virus. 

The good news is his stomach's not in his arm.

As to all of the intrigue, drama, or theory ... not going there. RESPECT THE DOODIE, DUBEE. 

"GREAT, GOT IT ZWR WHAT WAS THE LINE?!?!?!?!"

1 IP, 1 H, 1K (Cuttered), 1 BB, 0 number twos on the mound. 

Get well, Roy!!!


1 comment:

  1. HLHIII uses this opportunity to practice his butt-cutter by squatting 90ft from the toilet. Facilities need not worry -- Roy's cutter-deuces all have late bowel movement into the strike zone, errr... strike bowl.

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