One of the Holy Butt tattoo girls tweeted this to me a picture of her cat the other day and it made me die of laughter because:
(a) I'm an idiot
(b) that's a grumpy-looking cat wearing a helmet sundae helmet
(c) she says he looks like John Kruk and I'm not quite sure if that's a joke or the joke or just a funny line, or if maybe altered states of consciousness were at play.
@zoowithroy @ourdesign and I have returned to Philly and realized that my cat is actually John Kruk twitter.com/cllndlln/statu…
— (@cllndlln) March 21, 2013
REGARDLESS, look at him! John Kruk Cat (nee "Dozer") MUST become a celebrity:
Naturally, this led to...
More after the jumparoo.