Chad Durbin has an ERA over 8.00 thus far this season. There's more to it, though. When you factor in that he's allowed every single base runner he's inherited to score, it's more of like a "Real Feel ERA" (someone should totally use that term for a new stat that probably already exists and credit me) of a billionty-six-point-eight.
As such, he deserves not only a nickname, but a trademark image. Behold, The Hindendurb!
|Oh the zoomanity|
|More WHIPS than a Jermaine Dupri video|
I can only assume Chad Durbin is tied up in a Fishtown basement to prevent Charlie from using him for mop up in the 8th
— Zoo With Roy (@zoowithroy) April 10, 2013