Friday, April 26, 2013

Eagles Draft Offensive Tackle Lane Johnson!

Here's the report filed by newly appointed (unbeknownst to him) ZWR Scouting Director Les Bowen shortly after the selection:
Love this pick. Athletic, agile tackle who will protect Mike Vick's blindside. Fits well within Chip Kelly's idealogy; team physicians did a battery of measurements to determine he could play at upwards of 315 lbs while still maintaining full mobility. Former, and possibly future, QB.
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Pick allows Herremans to slide back inside to guard, and Watkins to put out any injury fires along the interior. He and Jason Peters form the most athletic tackle combo in the league-- which is vital to Kelly's offense proceeding as planned. 
Thanks, Les! Here are some pics of the newest Bird!

Lots more pics after the jump!


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1 comment:

  1. I'll just Mcnab me one of dem fruitful picks


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