Monday, April 22, 2013

One Sentence Game Recap - 4/21/13 vs. Cardinals on ESPN

"There was a guy in a tuxedo, a donkey humping the air, some confusing moments from Chase Utley, CHEESESTEAK B-ROLL, a Hindendurb near-catastrophe, a clutch Ben Revere single, and a Turkey Pig blast deep into the cold April evening."

via @BubbaProg


  1. ...and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.

  2. Afterward he sat down and was totally out of breath.

  3. That man has to be the (un)official mascot of if they ever come back.


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