I'm by no means a sabremetrician, and this bolg doesn't really exist to discuss serious, "real" topics about the Philadelphia Phillies.
HOWEVER, when your favorite baseball team's mode of operation is so widely regarded as being outdated that even opposing minor league announcers are openly commenting on it, and when your major league team is near the bottom of the league in most offensive categories, AND said team just forced you to watch nine straight innings in which they didn't score a run, it tends to grab your attention.
Here's Steve Hyder of the Pawsox Radio Network:
Thanks to @MisterTug, formerly of the glory known as TheFightins.com, for the YouTube video, via his blog Ballgamers.com. Trust me, you guys should all follow him on Twitter and in general stay up-to-date with what this guy is doing. OKAY?