Friday, May 10, 2013

5/9/13 vs. Diamond B's - One Sentence Recap



"The Phillies lost 2-1 and are currently 24th in Major League Baseball in runs scored."

Even the stock photos were boring
AP Photo / Ross Franklin

1 comment:

  1. Phils ... are currently 24th in Major League Baseball in runs scored ...

    I was going to say Thank Dog for the Marlins and Astros but then, pretending for a moment that I didn't work for the New York Times circa 2003, I checked my facts & it turns out the Astros are not one of the teams with fewer runs scored than the Phillies andsobuthen unless my eyes are deceiving me the Nationals are one of the teams with fewer runs.

    In what bizzaro world could this be true? Probably one in which Roy Halladay has an 8.65 ERA and is being booed.

    THEREFORE ... we are currently living in bizzaro world.

    QED.

    And thus in parting I will just say "Hello".

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