Aroldis Chapman's Binge Eating Fails to Impress

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As basically everyone ONLY SPIKE ESKIN is reporting, Aroldis Chapman may or may not have eaten 18 pastries that were provided to him by Phillies Spanish-language broadcaster Rickie Ricardo. Putting aside the debate as to whether or not that is appropriate behavior from a professional athlete, or if it could have affected his play, you have to admit that's pretty impressive, right? Right?