I know this is probably a bad idea but I can't help myself I love being a matchmaker besides who doesn't like to go to baseball games and drink beer it can't hurt I mean what else are you doing that's better playing Call of Duty online with your old frat buddies?
The link: BOOM (Note: She's no "butterbod", and she says "standard deviation" and "douchebaggery" in the same sentence.)
I'm a 23 y/o female Phildelphia fan in search of a male companion to go to the Phillies/Nats series with me this weekend.
I'll buy your ticket, and you can pay me back by buying me a beer every few innings or so (okay, probably it'll be more like every inning). We will bond our over our shared love of Philly sports, argue about how many Cy Young awards Jonathan Pettibone will win in the next decade, heckle Jayson Werth, and maybe even share our musings on what the Chip Kelly era will look like if we're feeling intimate. We'll see where the game goes as the beer hits, and no matter where we sit we can make it into our own 700 level.
Seriously go read the whole thing
MKD's friend's search for love has made the Washington Post.
|I love it when a plan comes together|