Friday, June 7, 2013

Breaking ZWR Exclusive: Phils Draft SS Crawford

The Phillies drafted Lakewood, California shortstop JP Crawford with the 16th pick in the first round of the MLB First Year Non-Foreigners Can't Trade Picks And I Think They Can Just Go To College Or Back To College If A Dumb Team Like The Rockies Take Them Also I Don't Understand How The Salaries Work Wait Didn't The Kid Houston Picked First Get Drafted Nine Times? Draft last night. Per MLB.Com, Crawford figured "to sit toward the top of plenty of Draft boards, given his outstanding athleticism, his superb arm and a smooth left-handed, line-drive stroke that could develop some pop down the line." Sounds good, sign me up. See you in 2017, kid!

As always, here are some exclusive photos from draft night!


  1. Did my man just come from the prom? Squeeze an extra day out of that rental? Sweet!

  2. I for one welcome our new athletic toolsy overlord.

  3. So this kid is going to be the Galvis to Freddy's Rollins?

  4. I see we drafted Toolsy McToolshed again in the first round


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