A Detailed Analysis of Kyle Kendrick’s Pitching Motion
“Let’s go, Kyle! You
can do this! Mom even told you so on the phone last night.”
“Oooooooooh, a
ball!”
“Gee willikers, Kyle!
Get it together!”
“You're from the 70s, but I'm a 90s bitch …
I love it!”
“Damn that song’s
catchy. Snap out of it…”
“OK, let’s go… Here
comes the secret weapon.”
“Al-MOST
TH-ERE…”
“KISSY
FACE!!!”
That’s right, ladies
and gentlemen.
Kyle Kendrick makes a kissy face EVERY-SINGLE-TIME he throws a pitch. And if you don’t believe me,
here are a few best-of-Kendrick-kissy-faces from other games over the past year
or so…
The "stick out my donk, 'How's my butt look in the mirror?'" kissy face
The "bored while stuck in traffic" kissy face
The "CHECK OUT MY NEW SUNGLASSES!!!" kissy face
The "hold on, let me look off camera and then post in black-and-white" kissy face
The "three drunk girls on instagram, OMG PARTY!" kissy face
"The Alec Baldwin"
And, well, just because…
"Snooki Kendrick"
"Lady and the Kendrick"
What a riot! Hey, if that's has secret weapon, I'll take it, tho.
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ReplyDeleteHe's only trying to replicate Doc's legendary Fishy Face, with an infinitely inferior result.
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