Please stop what you're doing and go read this interview @FanSince09 did with THE IRON SHEIK.
It includes the following exchange between Mr. 09 and Mr. Sheik:
Lighting Round: I’m going to list the name of some prominent Philadelphia entertainers and athletes, and you tell me whether or not they’re The Real.
Boys II Men
HALF AND HALF
HE NO GOOD JABRONI PUNK. I DON’T LIKE HIM I DON’T RESPECT HIM BECAUSE HE THINK HE BIG DEAL I CAN BREAK HIS NECK PUT HIM IN CAMEL CLUTCH MAKE HIM HUMBLE. F THE COAL HAMMELS
I mean, we all already knew that Roy was THE REAL, but third party validation is always clutch.
HEY SPEAKING OF CLUTCH, SARGE, the article also includes a photoshop of the Nasty Boys with cheesesteaks by yours truly, and this gem:
[SERIOUSLY JUST GO READ IT.]