Last night during the broadcast, McCarthy and Matthews were chewing the fat on a variety of mundane topics, trying to create something that passes for witty banter, as they normally do. But things got interesting when T-Mac prompted ol' Sarge with a question about pile of poop Ryan Braun and his recent suspension for the rest of the season for being a arrogant pile poop cheater.
Well as luck would have it, 2013 ZWR Bolg Ring of Honor inductee Ryan Petzar took the liberty of transcribing Sarge's response with his pirated copy of 2004 Word Perfect for Windows Millennium Edition, and as you can see it's...well, just read it...
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And there you have it. You have to think Bud Selig is probably printing out the transcript above and storing it in Ryan Braun's permanent file.
"AND HEY SARGE SPEAKING OF CHEWING THE FAT, SARGE WHAT ABOUT THIS JIF IMAGE ON THE WEB DID YOU SEE IT UH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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The Phillies lost to the Cardinals.