ZWR enthusiast EsteBOMB brought to my attention a rather ... interesting ... promotion the Phils are running for their September 6 game against the Barves. For $55 (each), up to four of you get some grub and a game ticket, your kid gets a tiara and a wand, the grown-ups get a knit cap, and Miss America will talk to you about the importance of education and community service. Oh, and Phoebe Phanatic will be there!!!
I don't have the energy to calculate if it's a good deal or not, but it doesn't seem like the worst thing ever.
Pro tip to the Phillies: This would have been a gangbuster if you went with princesses instead of Miss America but I realize there were probably corporate relationships at play in planning this promotion. Just file that away for next time.