Tuesday, August 20, 2013

BREAKING: Angelo Cataldi is an Idiot


This article is one giant poop sausage set on fire and formed into a giant poop sculpture from the melted poop remains.
"Manuel won more games than any manager in the team’s history, and he won a championship here in 2008."
"The bottom line is, he underachieved."

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15 comments:

  1. Sad to say but he did underachieve. Looking back on what he accomplished with potentially the best pitchers, 2nd, SS, and 1B in team history from 2008-2011 to only come away with 1 World Series is under achieving. Everyone in Philly expected more, Charlie expected more, the girl selling peanuts expected more, and the team didn't achieve the goals they had.

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    1. No, not everyone in Philly. Those of us who started watching the Phillies long before the Charlie era didn't really expect squat thanks to the ownership not giving a crap for too many years. The fact that they actually gave Charlie a team was the surprise.

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    2. "only" one World Series? I hate you.

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    3. I dIdn't expect more, I was happy and content after' '08. and proud of Mr. Manual and the scrappin' Phillies. I was puzzled by the offseason trades made by Rubes. I was elated that we made it to the World Series in '09, perplexed by the trades of 09-10. I saw the trend after 2010. And stopped caring after 2011.
      Wait, I do care; what a lousy way to send Charlie off. What lunacy is this? What human would do this!
      A human wouldn't do this but Rubes would.

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  2. The Girl Selling PeanutsAugust 20, 2013 at 12:48 PM

    Speak for yourself, moron

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  3. I would like to know how the fuck bringing in Papelbon one batter earlier would have helped from 2007-2011, when Papelbon was with the Red Sox.

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    1. Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.

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  4. In this morning's Metro Cataldi also wrote a whole article about how smart Chip Kelly is for not naming a starter, for pushing Mike Vick by making it an ongoing competition. Around noon today, Kelly announced that Vick is the starter.

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  5. So when has Cataldi not been an idiot?

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  6. Absolutely right about Cataldi. And the Metro stinks too

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  7. I heard Cataldi crapping on yesterday on his show about Cholly underachieving. I should have called and asked him how he feels having underachieved in his career on a daily basis. He is an eff knuckle.

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    1. I think Cataldi was off unless you were visiting him at the shore.

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  8. it sucks ass charlie was fired, but its awesome that angelo is off the week it happened. a bit of karma.

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  9. This was only your 5,000th indication that Cataldi is a pox on Philadelphia, right? (That's a quick estimate and might be low.)

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  10. Should of kept Pedro Feliz

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