Thursday, October 10, 2013

Sympathy For LARRY F'N BOWA (***Warning Rated R***)



Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a manager of wrath and hate
I've been around for f***ing years
Stole many a man’s soul and faith
And I was ‘round when Jesus Christ
Was my war cry of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Travis Lee
Knew he sucked before I sealed his fate



Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s f***ing puzzling you
Is you're too f***ing dumb to understand my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
I killed Tito and his p***y players
Scottie Rolen screamed in vain
I brought back Tank
So what if Todd Pratt stank
When the blitzkrieg raged
My tirades made my mind go blank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s f***ing puzzling you
Is you numb nuts know nothing about my game

I watched with glee
While your Corrales and Felske
Fought for decades
With the dogsh*t Bill Giles made
I shouted out,
Who refused to pay me Bennies?
Then after all
They traded Ryno and me

Let me f***ing introduce myself
I'm a manager of wrath and hate
I laid traps for Tyler Houstons
Who got cut before they reached home plate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you f***ing guessed my name, c*nts
What's f***ing puzzling you
Is that your fucking pea-sized brain can’t comprehend my f***ing game,

Pleased to meet you
Hope you f***ing guessed my name, t#$*@ lesion
But what's confusing you
Is you know f***ing nothing about this baseball game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me L-Bow-ahhh
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some f***ing courtesy
Have some sympathy, and f***ing taste
Use all your well-learned J-school big f***ing words
Or I'll lay your motherf***ing soul to waste, yeah

Pleased to meet you
YOU BETTER HAVE F***ING GUESSED MY NAME BY NOW YOU MOTHERF***ING STUPID F***ING  UNWORTHY F***TARDS

But what's puzzling you
Is why I know so f***ing  much more about this game,

I mean it, get down

WOO, WHOOOOO

WOO, WHOOOOO

WOO, WHOOOOO

WOO, WHOOOOO

2 comments:

  1. Yes!!! Love Larry FN Bowa!!!

    ReplyDelete
  2. woo whooooo, woo whooooo, woo whoooooo, woo whooooo

    ReplyDelete

Leave a comment, or whatever.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...