Hey kids, welcome back for the first installment of this one-part report card series in which I grade detestable human beings for being awful and writing reprehensible mounds of crap on their blogs. First up, this objectionable post by the cretins over at Crashburn Alley. Actually, don't even read it. Here's a summary:
"Roy Halladay was hurt so we're going to pile on and assault him because we are shady scuzzbuckets. Signed,
Bill, Paul, Ryan, Mark, and the other guy"
Ryan-- you can tell-- didn't even want to write this. To his credit, he penned the following:
"Roy Halladay loves baseball, cares more about baseball, and works harder at baseball than I have ever loved, cared about, or worked at any hobby or job in my life, or probably ever will. It’s bordering on profane for me to look at the seasons in which his body finally failed him, and give him some flimsy letter grade."
But Bill Baer, the megalomaniac stat dweeb who runs the site, made him. Ryan, quit Crashburn Alley. That is my advice to you. You can write nerd stuff with lots of acronyms here and keep your soul.
Anyway, on to my grade of this poop salad sandwich of a entry: F- GO SCREW YOU STINK
TWO MUSIC VIDEOS TO SUMMARIZE MY RELATIONSHIP WITH CRASHBURN ALLEY (ONE IS PROBABLY THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE AND NSFW EVER JUST WARNING YOU)
Dude seriously this next one is the very profane DO NOT play it at work if you're not sure if your headphones are in and DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS CLICK ON IT!!!!!!!!!
I MEAN IT...
No for real he starts cursing before the song starts. Okay, that was the last warning. It's bad.