Tuesday, December 3, 2013

BREAKING ZWR EXCLUSIVE: Phils Tender Contract to Mayberry

Fortunately, I was able to sit down with general manager Ruben Amaro, Jr. to get his take on the thought process behind extending a contract to the veteran right-handed hitter, as well as the outfield in general. Enjoy:

"Look at this Ruf
Isn't he neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy
The guy who has everything?
Look at this Byrd
New swing untold
How many wonders can one outfield hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, he's got everything
I've got small ball and singles a-plenty
I've got bad gloves and weak arms galore
You want fungible slobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more..."

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