So I think this actually happened a day or two ago, but I found this image from Chipper Jones' Twitter account on Reddit this morning and figured I owed it to you to bring it to your attention. Apparently Chipper Jones, like most Barves, is a real simpleton and almost set the entire county surrounding his billionty dollar mega-mansion on fire, then lol'd about it:
|Lol omg so funny u guys check this out haha half an acre in damage lulz|
So naturally, this needed to happen:
|HAHAHA SMOKEY LOOK WE ALMOST KILLED THOSE WOODLAND CREATURES LMFAO|
Braves fans are hardly phased by the news, though, because they are already used to taxpayer-funded solutions (BIGGEST BURN IN THIS WHOLE POST!) to their team's unnecessary problems.
Ahh, that felt good. Chipper Jones is so dumb.