Lock it down. Game over. Done.
Matt Stairs doing retirement the only way he knows how (Photo via @DaveM_PSL) >> pic.twitter.com/vs3dPccdwO
— Phielder's Choice (@phielderschoice) January 31, 2014
They played Stone Cold Steve Austin's music and ex-Phillie Matt Stairs chugged two beers. #wingbowl
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 31, 2014
Also, I must: