Hey there kids. Today is the NHL trading deadline, and chances are your favorite team is the Flyers. The Flyers are, well ... the Flyers. Always buying, always pressing, always dealing-- sometimes not too worried about things like draft picks or roster construction. Case in point: yesterday they traded 2nd and 3rd round picks for a defenseman in the last year of his contract whose primary skill is blocking shots. He's the ninth defenseman on the roster!
Today may see the orange and black land three more defensemen or two more centers. Who knows? But who cares! It's the Flyers, and we love them, and we're going to support our boys. As such, here's a handy graphic for you to use on the Twitter or Factbook or whatever dorkface message board you'll be arguing on later with Penguins, Red Wings, and Blackhawks fans. Whenever they mention Stanley Cups or salary caps, you just shut them up with this bad boy.
Boom. Burn roasted.