Thursday, March 13, 2014

Jimmy Rollins and Ryne Sandberg Talk It Out

Whispers are starting to emerge from Clearwater that Ryne Sandberg and Jimmy Rollins aren't exactly seeing eye-to-eye. Luckily, ZWR sources indicate that they decided to be adults and talk things out.

Hey Jimmy!

SUP SKIP? You mad at me or something?

I'm not mad! Are you mad at me?

I'm not mad at you. Just couldn't tell if you were mad at me.

No way. Not mad at all!

Hahaha cool man, I'm not the mad type either. Glad to hear it.

Nope, not mad... not that I can say.

What's that mean?

What's what mean?

What you just said.

I said I'm not mad at you.

You said "not that I can say".

Jimmy. What I actually said was "I'm not mad at you". Right after you said you're not mad at me. Neither of us are mad at each other.

Dude you can say two things but mean just one.

Oh hey, Freddy!!! I just need a few more minutes then we can talk.

Ohhh... ummmmm... hai jeeeemeee

So, to recap! I'm not mad at you. Are you mad, Jimmy?

Just say what you want to say if you're mad.

Jimmy Rollins Game 2 World Series
Nawww baby. I'm not mad at you.

Excellent. Freddy- come on in!

Daggumit get over here JRoll don't like I mean pay any attention to that dork you're always a champ to me anyway can you help with my iPhone ain't no salami anywhere


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